Haruki Murakami is about the age of my parents, except he’s much much more articulate. It would have been great having him as an uncle who would come around and play all his favourite records for me and then make up little stories to go along with them. I want to know what he thinks of Ryu Murakami and how he feels to be compared to Banana a lot. Moreover I’d like to see some of the talks he’s given at universities and maybe sit around a cafe talking about the neighbourhood cats. something like that.